A guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a beer. While he's sipping on it, he glances down the bar and is surprised to see an orangutan sitting there, nursing a drink.
'What's the deal with him?' he asks the bartender.
The bartender glances around the bar and looks back at the man.
'I don't think now would be the best time to get into that. I'll tell you a little later.'
The guy shrugs and goes back to his beer.
After an hour or so most of the bar has cleared out except for the man with the question, the bartender and the orangutan.
'All right,' the bartender says, glancing at the man. 'Check this out.'
The bartender reaches under the bar and pulls out a short lead pipe and proceeds to smack the orangutan a hell of a whallop on the side of its head. The orangutan falls onto the floor but immediately jumps back up and starts hopping up and down screeching. Then suddenly it leaps over the bar, yanks down the bartenders pants and proceeds to give him a blowjob.
When it's finished it crawls back over the bar onto its stool and the bartender pours it another beer.
'So whatdya think?' the bartender asks, grinning at the man. 'How'd you like to give it a try?'
'I guess so,' the man says, shrugging. 'Just don't hit me so hard.'
