Forum archives » More Comic Competitions » OPC 45: Post-coital bliss

themushroom
March 26, 2008 3:41 PM

Gather around, children. It's time to make a one-panel comic about what comes after sex. Not the sobbing and praying, the checking of one's Blackberry, or even the towelling off and hosing down... I mean the apologies, the calls home to say you're working late but will be along for dinner soon, or the nice things people say instead of cuddling in the afterglow. Okay, anything you do after sex beside jack off or light up a cigarette (or both at the same time if you're ambidexterous).

Previous art OK. Any character, any background though the bedroom is probably most appropriate. Anything one would possibly say or caption after sex is valid, if one is still willing or able to talk after that debacle.

Bonus points for using the morgue background with an office worker, the cemetary background with the fat goth chick, or Ting & Tang the default Asian girls together. Just for the sake of a challenge, leave Tobor the red robot out of this one because it's a given he's gonna cornhole someone then say something mushy afterwards. That's his job, just ask him while picking up change off the ground.

Judging, eh, call it Saturday the 5th. I want to see oodles of entries on this one, it's not that hard. (huh huh huh, that's what she said.)  Now for your inspirational moment...

 

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AnIntellectualMind
March 26, 2008 4:15 PM

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ZMannZilla
March 26, 2008 4:51 PM

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Shaneo39
March 26, 2008 5:08 PM

lmfao, end it now, anintellectualmind wins.

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themushroom
March 26, 2008 6:52 PM

I mean minutes, not months. (Though that is clever.) The show goes on.

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Shaneo39
March 27, 2008 9:48 AM

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theburninator
March 27, 2008 10:01 AM

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AnIntellectualMind
March 27, 2008 1:19 PM

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AnIntellectualMind
March 27, 2008 1:39 PM

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arbi
March 27, 2008 1:47 PM

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100Faces
March 30, 2008 2:07 PM

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themushroom
April 4, 2008 11:23 PM

Judging in fourteen hours, give or take a bit (lethargy and apathy, you know), so give this contest a few more thrusts and your moneyshot.

 

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hardcore1rocker
April 5, 2008 9:57 AM

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themushroom
April 5, 2008 6:39 PM

Well, it is time to talk of cabbages and kings and kinkier things.

Honorable mentions:  Hardcore got the only LOL out of me, and you get the bonus point for using Ting & Tang.... however, lesbians don't do it like that except on camera for $500/hr.   Intellectual came too close to the truth with #3 and the baby one, which is why I liked them(in a scared sort of way).  Shaneo gets props for the Gredo reference.

But FTW... The winner of this is Burninator because you can never go wrong with necrophilia.

 Party on!

Take it away, Bernie! 

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theburninator
April 5, 2008 8:54 PM

Awesome, new contest soon.

By the way, just behind psilocybin, you're my second favorite Mushroom.

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themushroom
April 6, 2008 2:14 AM

Shh, don't talk with your mouth full.  :-D

 

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