Maybe someone can help me out. Some guy handed me a business card the other day, and this was on the back of it. I've been trying to figure out what is going on with Jesus' chest here. Is he sustaining laser fire from some unseen enemy? Or is all the goodness and mercy leaking out of him and ionizing the surrounding air into some kind of glowing plasma? Is there some sort of beam weapon mounted in Jesus' torso? Because that would be awesome if that's the case. But it's kind of hard to tell from this angle.
You drink the blue milk spraying from my nipple and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You drink the red milk spraying from my nipple and you stay in my bedroom and I show you how deep your prostate goes. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.
OK, I've got one. Two monks are standing in front of a flagpole. One says to the other, "that flag sure is flapping hard in this wind". The other monk says, "The flag is not moving; the wind is." The Buddha happens to overhear this conversation and interjects, "the flag is not moving and the wind is not moving -- your minds are moving."
