"Now this device is most interesting. Using an all-electrical technique to populate and control a single-photon emitting state we filter-out dephasing by Stark-shifting the emission energy on timescales below the dephasing time of the state. The fact that it, uh, resembles a dildo machine is a, erm, regrettable coincidence."

The combination toaster/vibrator was not a big hit outside of Japan.

"I came up with the idea whilst watching Requiem for a Dream..."

cockachu, i choose you!

Proof that even /b/tards can be replaced by a machine.

Fuck the Wii!  The Sega Master System has some hot peripherals too!

"Well, they may LOOK like dildos to you, but they're actually handles, you fucking asshole!"

Whoa, Ichiko, awesome Flux Capacit-Her!

The FCUK 2000.

You wanted force-feedback, I give you force-feedback. Push the Play button and take it all, bitch!