I'm so totally uninspired to make a template right now that I'm not going to do it.

Instead, I'm just going to tell you what to do. In the last panel, one of the characters has to say, and only say: "And that's why I don't cut my crank with Comet anymore." Bonus points if you work either of the skeletons, feetforears, fishhand, or geek-cripple into the last panel.

The rest is up to you.

/comics/Shaneo39/430185/

No special characters beside gimp-geek but you can't go a contest without there being some robotic man-rape.

/comics/themushroom/430201/ 

Robotic man-rape FTW! 

I hate when my contests get no play.

Fuck it. If no one else enters this contest within 48 hours, Mushroom stamp wins.

/comics/Shaneo39/432002/

Nevermind. Shane wins.

UPSET!!!