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Hope its a big one!

Happy Bday Mandingo!

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thanks :D

we're going to Rainforest Cafe, so it should be fun till the loggers show up

I wish you a day free from painful hemmorhoidal flareups.

right when you wished that, a vat of butter showed up here so thanks. free butter.

Don't sit next to the animatronic gorillas or they'll howl in your ear repeatedly. Plus, these ones don't even serve you drinks. Or dance.

this is way too late, i know, but i thought at least crabman would appreciate the cake my sister made me for my birthday

that's Wrigley Field's outfield wall (where the Cubs play) for anyone who doesn't know (Jeff Gordon)

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mandingo wrote:

thanks :D

we're going to Rainforest Cafe, so it should be fun till the loggers show up

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For those of you who don't believe just how strong my man-crush on Mandingo is, I present to you the gay things I do for him:

that's still not as gay as the "We Should Be Together" banana hammock you sent me last flag day

This reminds me of my 12th birthday when my Dad smoked a fattie on the way to Chuck E Cheese's and got a carload of pre teens contact stoned.

Those were the days...

i'm fuckin hammered. typin sucks.

Awesome cake!!!

Tonight should be the start of four nights of presents. You're like a half jew! Except it's for your birthday and not a religious holiday.... uhhhh.... NICE CAKE!!!

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crabby wrote:
You're like a half jew!

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