For some reason Tom cruise was in line to buy tickets at 5am!

But can Will Smith really capture cock's hilarity on-screen?

"I can't believe they cast that bastard Smith.  I was a shoe-in for that part."

I wouldn't call Long Dong Silver a superhero but it was an interesting biographical drama none the less.

Apparently on the other side of the pond HAN has some derogatory meaning, whereas COCK denotes a purely innocent item.

the same way that people got the last name Smith because they were blacksmiths or silversmiths or whatever, i bet that's how people got the last name Hancock, cause someone walked into their hut unexpectedly

Now playing at major theatres:  the biography of John Holmes.

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mandingo wrote:
the same way that people got the last name Smith because they were blacksmiths or silversmiths or whatever, i bet that's how people got the last name Hancock, cause someone walked into their hut unexpectedly

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I assumed it was because they were a master cocksmith.

I'd still rather watch that than The Happening.

Will Smith is currently reconsidering starring in the upcoming motion picture "Scunthorpe."

Is there nothing cock cannot do?  Marvel at the wonder of cock!

Adds new meaning to, "Here I come to save the day..."