*Guaranteed inaccurate and based wholly upon responses from the characters of stripcreator.com

HUMAN: 155

--Caucasian: 116 (74.84% of total pop.) - Male: 95 (81.9% of Caucasian pop.) - Female: 21 (18.1%)

Among Caucasian males with a preference, four (4) indicated they were Pirates, two (2) indicated they were Clowns and one (1) is a Furry.

--Children: 8 (5.16% tot. pop.) - M: 4 (50%) - F: 2 (25%) - Unknown: 2 (25%)

Unknown subject is a baby and therefore unable to declare its sexual preference. Other subject was wearing a mask and only gave the name "Butch." 100% of children respondents are Caucasian or assumed so.

--African-American: 8 (5.16% tot. pop.) - M: 6 (75%) - F: 2 (25%)

Of the African-American respondents, one (1) listed his occupation as "Pimp."

--Other: 8 (5.16% tot. pop.) - M: 6 (75%) - F: 1 (12.5%) - Unk: 1

Of the Other respondents, two (2) claimed to be male ninjas, but could not be found for further questioning. The unknown respondent wasl also wearing a mask and called itself "Butch." Further questioning of "Butch" was deemed unnecessary and possibly harmful.

--Asian: 4 (2.58% tot. pop.) - M: 2 (50%) - F: 2 (50%)

The female Asian respondents spoke little English except for "Fucky Sucky" and "Five (5) Dollah." It is unknown if these statements reflect their occupation, income or both.

--Feet: 2 (1.29% tot. pop.) - Right: 1 (50%) Left: 1 (50%)

Feet assumed to be of a pair. Further assessment not provided.

--Amish: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

--Arabian: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

--Arm: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.)

Left or right depending upon orientation.

--Dwarf: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

--Gnome: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

Assumed Human male, would only answer questions with "I'm-a roaming."

--Head: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

Gave name as "Wirthling," occupation as "Sucking."

--Italian: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

--Latin: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Male (100%)

--Whiteface: 1 (0.65% tot. pop.) - Clown (100%)

Very interesting. Did you take a month off just to work on that?

I have always known brad was a racist and this information doesn't hurt that theory.

Heh, just tonight.

More tomorrow ... tired now.

i have one asian arm and one black arm. they're real suspicious of each other

Oh, that Paddlefoot.  He funny, silly dog.  He think totem pole alive.  He arctic tenderfoot.  That totem pole been here forever.

PROPS: 37

Includes Wind (whoosh) and Fire, but no Earth.

ANIMAL: 32

--Bird: 6

Includes a duck, a canary, an ostrich, a penguin, a sexy penguin, and a very large owl.

--Cat: 2

--Deer: 2 (one with a red nose)

--Dog: 2 (one on a ball)

--Rabbit: 2 (one with herpes)

--Squirrel: 2 (one with an axe, one without a moose)

--One each of the following: Bear, Bull, Cow, Coyote, Dolphin, Donkey, Dragon, Elephant, Goat, Horse, Kangaroo, Monkey, Mouse, Pig, Rooster and Sheep.

MISCELLANEOUS: 21

Includes all those creatures and critters what don't belong no where else.

SAINTS & SINNERS: 15

Includes one God, two Jesuses (Jesi?) and two ghosts (holy or otherwise).

ROBOT: 7

Three versions of "Tobor" make this group larger like some kind of telescoping phallus.

EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL: 5

I included "Spork" in the Miscellaneous count which is an error.

INSECT: 5

Technically, 4.5 as I counted the half-a-roach from explodingdog as a full entity. As Cheech Marin says, "Half a roach is better than no roach, man."

FISH: 4

Includes the sharks. Sharks are fish, right?

REPTILE: 4

Includes Lizard plus the three "Dinosaurs."

PLANT: 3

"Feed me, Seymour."

CRUSTACEAN: 2

Two crabs, no waiting.

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So that's 290 total characters not counting variations upon one character in cases where such was obvious or subject to interpretation. And the percentages from the first post were from the total human population. Failed to label that correctly, did I.

Now, somebody add a bunch of new characters and screw this up!

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umfumdisi wrote:
FISH: 4

Includes the sharks. Sharks are fish, right?

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As a regular consumer of fish and chips I can confirm that yes, sharks are fish, and damn tasty ones at that. They are even listed first on the fish part of the menu.

Also, bats=bugs

tomatoes=fruit

coyotes=office

beer=time die