The note she left only said "I have water in my ears. BRB."

Latifah Shantay accidentally got mixed in with the whites and came out a little faded

And next on American Top 40, we're going to answer the question "whatever happened to Poe?"

You're taking this safe-sex thing too far.  Your dick is not gonna feel anything through this glass...

 The White Girl from the Ring Is Stuck in My toilet

Goatse.cx: The Movie!

You can't wash ghetto out. Its permanent.

Want to have an abortion AND wash your dirty clothes?

IN CASE OF HORNY, BREAK GLASS

Hal and Dave agreed to just let this one go.

"You don't think bald is hot? I'll show you just how hot I can be!"

"THE TIME IS SIX MINUTES PAST THREE, THANKYOU"

Rolex and Hugh Hefner: Stronger together.

The spin cycle on this baby is a real bitch.