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AngryAmerican
August 18, 2008 2:30 PM

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bike
August 18, 2008 3:01 PM

The virginity ones are pretty lame,  but it would take some serious balls to wear the "Jesus died for terrorists" shirt.

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HCRoyall
August 18, 2008 3:21 PM

Yeah, but some of these are awesome. I'd totally wear this one:

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biped
August 18, 2008 4:04 PM

Cool!

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choadwarrior
August 18, 2008 11:30 PM

"Hi, I'm Johnny Bible...you know I'm a rebel. Just look at my popped collar and tie. A tie? With a t-shirt? Do you think you can handle my truth?"

"I'm Billy. It was my idea for all of us to stand on these desks to show we're not conformists."

"I'm Sarah. Don't let my smirk fool you--I'm not biding my time living at home until I can finally move out on my own and sleep with black guys. I totally love my parents."

"I'm Katheryn with a K and I'm hip! I'm so hip I have these giant hips. But I'm not standing at this jaunty angle to hide them. No, I'm showing you that even a judgemental teenager who looks like Carol Burnette can be sassy!"

"Uh, I'm Brent and, uh, whatever."

"You can see my shirt, right?"

"I'm Mary, and I think pornography is for posers and I really don't appreciate it when people say, "You know what else is for posers? People who say 'poser.'" That's just so mean, like abortion. Oh, and I'm just here because I have a crush on Sarah."

"I'm Becky and I think abortion is mean. Not like its, you know, bad, but like, at my school, it's average."

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AngryAmerican
August 19, 2008 2:50 AM

That was absolutely brilliant Choad...

I think I might have to make a shirt that says 'I'd rather have genital warts than be a Christian.'

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FinnNYC
August 19, 2008 7:56 AM

"I'm Becky and I think abortion is mean. Not like its, you know, bad, but like, at my school, it's average."

 

That really made me laugh. Thank you.

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Rabid_Weasle
August 20, 2008 7:30 AM

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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LuckyGuess
August 21, 2008 3:13 AM

"A tie? With a t-shirt? Do you think you can handle my truth?"

 

Best thing I've seen all week.

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LuckyGuess
August 21, 2008 3:20 AM

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This is Lisa on Picture day at school! She's a hardcore high-schooler. The school promised that they would crop the photo so it said ABORTION IS MEAN, but then when the yearbook came out, they cut the t-shirt off to just say ABORTION.

It's because they're so hardcore.

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mandingo
August 21, 2008 10:26 AM

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choadwarrior wrote:


the reason i go 300 miles out of my way on cross country trips to drive around Nebraska

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choadwarrior
August 31, 2008 10:47 PM

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El_Phen
September 1, 2008 2:09 PM

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lima
September 9, 2008 9:02 AM

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Every allstar in the Bible was on the offense, from David to Daniel, from Joshua to Jeremiah..

...from Jeremiah to... INTERCEPTION!

Epicurus cuts out the puck and passes to Nietzsche.

Nietzsche is totally un-marked! 

Where is the Christian defence?

Nietzsche bears down on goal, throws a decoy...

passes...

BANG! DARWIN SCORES A BREAKAWAY GOAL!

Christians: Shit tacticians.

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