I really wish I could like you, especially when I read comics as great as the duck one. But then you put stuff out like "cunt mouth meets dog" and it explains your one star. You have potential. use it!
To me I only liked the duck one. You used some great rhyming words that seemed to make incredibly hilarious. When I first read it I laughed like crazy. When I read it just now I still thought it was incredibly hilarious.