The ad was discontinued when the makers realized that the features section was directly plagiarized from a similar ad about my penis.

We make things, you buy! All happy!  Or else give demo, you buy now?

(small print:  Made in Idaho.) 

"Say hello to my little friend!"

That's the gun talking, you see...

♫ Happiness... is a warm gun

Bang Bang

Gook Gook ♫

YOU WORK, OR YOU FIRED!!!

-- manager of the local Taco Bell 

more frightening than the Viet Cong. more dangerous than a terrorist. she's a 3rd year communications major at Virginia Tech

Mushroom wins

It was based on a true story.

Despite the viral faux engrish ad, not one person was convinced that Margaret Cho is funny

The last guy to call his "Boomstick" a "Banana shaped container of big time hurts" got tasered in the balls.