Here is your comic, early, because I think you've waited long enough.

/comics/BirthdayThread/440715/

Thank you for all of your support, biped. Happy Birthday!

Thanks, birthday thread!  Truly, this is the happiest birthday ever.

You are my favorite sentient entity to walk on two appendages.

Biped, I hope you're able to get smashed then act irresponsibly for your bday.

Its what we all hope for.

Don't let us down.

happy birthday, bipedophile. how old you turning? (i'm trying to figure out who that oldest gay man that HCRoyall knows is)

Thanks for the birthday greetings!  I'm not telling how old I am, but my birthday spanking would go beyond a fun tradition and into sick S&M territory.  Which is one of the perks of getting older.

I don't drink anymore but don't worry, I act irresponsible all the time.

Sure, your birthday is the day before mine.  You win, biped.  

This time.

Well, maybe you can be first next year.