in my bellybutton

& i ate it

i just found a shriveled remnant of my umbillical cord in my bellybutton and I ate it.

I just found Roger Waters hiding under a desk.  I didn't eat him.

I just found Vern Troyer hiding in my underwear.  So I fed him to Fred Dalton Thompson.  On a saltine cracker.

I just found waldo, he is in such an obvious spot now that I know where he is.

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faggot wrote:

in my bellybutton

 

& i ate it

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You bitch, I was saving that. 

there are some that would say the saltine found you. and when you only see one pair of footprints, that's when it's carrying you

Hoo-boy, I've heard of folks carrying saltines, but I ain't never heard of saltines carrying them!  Ha, ha!

Who you callin a cracker, honky?