I don't think no shoe will help this situation!

It's the miraculous spider-shaped sleep-aid for chickens.

Now she knew it was true... Precilla the pullet believed everyone in the coop hated her, and this final incident proved it.

The chicken laid down and closed it's eyes hoping to fart one more time.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Charlottes Web 2: Mutation

Charlotte awoke and realised just how drunk she must have been last night.

First it paralyzes its prey,  then it deep fries it in a delicious batter seasoned with eleven herbs and spices.