Hey!

When are you sorry-ass fuckin' knob gobblers going to gargle my beef rocket?

Cunt.

Ouch. Jeez. No need to get personal, man. Wow. Seriously, not cool.

Jeez, man. I mean, what the hell? Ouch.

Wait, is this what you were looking for?  You left it in the men's room.

 You really should get that thing sewn back on.  Or at least superglued.

That "TNT" tattoo lets the ladies know that it could go off at any second.