We've all heard them...awful lyrics in popular songs.  Here are my most hated:

From Horse with No Name by America:

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America wrote:
In the desert, you can't remember your name
Cuz there aint no one for to give you no pain.

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choadwarrior wrote:
From Horse with No Name by America:

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fuck you. this is the greatest line of all time

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any modern country singer wrote:
"Any modern country lyric" 

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"I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I dont care about clever I dont care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them"

Some profound thoughts from Lily Allen there.   Really, Lily?  No shit.  No.  Shit. 

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The Three 6 Mafia wrote:

theres a whole lotta room in the front of the range 
like barack obama said yea its time for a change 

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choadwarrior wrote:
From Horse with No Name by America:

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That song also gave us the immortal line "The heat was hot."

blame it on the rain thats falling

she thinks my tractors sexy, she even likes my farmers tan.

These lyrics are so bad, I even put them on my CD for Swap 7.  Pay special attention to the chorus:

I like things
That make me glad
I dont like things
That make me sad

Holy fuck.  This is why I support abortion through the 75th trimester.

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Fannypack wrote:

Things
Parties,
Movies
Candy, toys,
Clothes, shopping,
Music, boys,
Flowers, beaches,
Mom and Dad
These here things
Make me glad

I hate Players
Cheaters
Suckers, liars
Boys who smoke
And go start fires
Cant stand school
Or when the weathers bad
These here things
Make me sad

I like things
That make me glad
I dont like things
That make me sad
Life is lived
And time goes by
The stars still shine
Up in the sky

I love my man
Hes the best
His hugs, his kisses
All the rest
His touch his voice
Hes so fly
These here things
Make me high.

Repeat Chorus

rapped very poorly by a 13-year-old:

Look at these things that we have here
Make me so happy and they bring me cheer
Boys, movies, and shopping too
My favorite things
I thought you knew.

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elton john wrote:

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no

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I wonder how long he looked at "if i was a sculptor, that played with play doh" before deciding to make it pointless.

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avril wrote:

He was a sk8er boi/she said see you later boy

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spelling boy boi doesnt make the two rhyme, and Ive been rejected tons of times, and never have they said "see you later boy"

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kings of leon wrote:

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH your sex is on fire

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Alan Jackson wrote:
We steamed up the windows of my old Chevy

I was willin' but she wasn't ready

So I settled for a burger and a Grape Sno-Cone

Dropped her off early but I didn't go home

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I hear that and think that because she wouldn't put out, he made her buy him dinner and then kicked her out of the truck at her house on his way to the brothel to cure his blue balls.

wrapped up like a douche
quarter pounder in the night 

Anything by Lil Mama qualifies here. ANYTHING.

AT ALL.

Where bad lyrics are concerned this guy takes the biscuit!

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Lenny Kravitz wrote:

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

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If you ever want to witness the drawback of coming off heroin, I recommend you listen to anything Lou Reed recorded in the last 20 years.  Here's a gem called Egg Cream from Set The Twilight Reeling:

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washed up junky wrote:
When I was a young man, no bigger than this
A chocolate egg cream was not to be missed
Some U-Bet's chocolate syrup, seltzer water mixed with milk
You stir it up into a heady froth, tasted just like silk

You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream
You scream, I steam, we all want egg cream

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Speaking of Lou Reed...

ANIMAL LANGUAGE by Lou Reed

Miss Riley had a dog
she used to keep it in her backyard
And when the dog began to bark
all the neighbors began to shout
Then came a stormy night
Miss Riley let her dog out
And when the neighbors found him 'round
they put a gun down his mouth and shot him down
and he went

Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow

Miss Murphy had a cat
on her lap it sat
And once in a great big while
it looked like that Cheshire cat did smile
But often it used to chase
anything that crossed its face
But one day it got so hot
that Cheshire cat had a blood clot
and she said

Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
Ooohhh-meow, me-meow

Meow

And then the dog met the cat
the dog was hot and the cat was wet
Then came some sweaty dude
he put a board between the two
Then they couldn't get at it
got frustrated all about it
So they did the only thing you could do
they took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two
and they said

Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow

There are far too many to even begin to list here.

That is the single largest drawback to working where I do. Sometimes there's no drunken idiots or beat up ho's to watch, so the music insinuates itself right into your skull.

There's a song by the Killers, which is a gross misallocation of an awesome band name, called human.

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The Killers wrote:

and I'm on my knees looking for the answer

are we human? or are we dancers?

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A tribe called quest wrote:

Go get yourself some toilet paper cos your lyrics is butt

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nevermind, thats a great line

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fergie wrote:
I'm going to miss you like a child misses a blanket

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Don't be

so surprised

when he fucks you

and leaves you

cos you know that is

what you de

serve

Daron - StarLit Summer 

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

"I'm not a fighter

But i'll fuckin' well hit ya like a heavyweight

And I never wait

For the ten-count

Always get in line for the next bout

So thats why if you're lookin' for danger

Its your lucky day cos i'll fucking re-arrange ya

I'm gonna

Knock you.

Ouuuuuuuutttttt"

:- Some nu metal band.

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ftc wrote:

Where bad lyrics are concerned this guy takes the biscuit!

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Lenny Kravitz wrote:

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

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Now hold on, FTC, I lost my virginity to this song, so I have to pretend I like it. Of course, the guy I lost it to, if I ever see him I'm probably going to beat his ass, but I do have to pretend I like it.

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

System Of A Down - Cigaro xD