Hi, my name is muffindance and I care deeply about your feelings! My goal in life is to save the world with comics. I like making comics but to me the most important thing is that you laugh so please enjoy my comics! Thanks!!!!

More comix 4 u! Rejoice all ye sinners!!!!

I must say, I'm intrigued.

Job Interview was hilarious, but the quality of the other two comics make me think that maybe it was just by accident.

I SUCK COCKS BEHIND SEARS = YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES SIR

I started a new religion based around muffindance, today.

You sir, are a hero to the people and I would pay with the lives of a thousand virgins to shake your hand.

I rated 2 good and one OK.

I find you more amusing than the average gyrating pastry.

You make my muffintop jiggle, for that I thank you.

I found these all to be extremely funny.

Thanx 4 all the love superfans!!! :^) Here's some more for you!

Pretty good.  I Might Be Gay seems incomplete, though.  The bacon should have some sort of comment in the 3rd panel to complete it.  "Oh, who doesn't?" or "my semen tastes like bacon" -- or preferably something funnier than those two suggestions.

I don't know...I think a response from the bacon character would've messed up the punchline.

I love you and I love your comics. Each new one you make saves my wolrd a lil more. Keep up the good work!

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I love you and I love your comics. Each new one you make saves my wolrd a lil more. Keep up the good work!

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I love you too! I also love dicks.

A fresh batch! (of semen)

Your comics are, alright, some are funny, some are not, most of them are about cocks, but ye there ok, keep up the good work.

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Your comics are, alright, some are funny, some are not, most of them are about cocks, but ye there ok, keep up the good work.

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what is it with people making comics about me. Not Funny.

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what is it with people making comics about me. Not Funny.

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Dude give it a brake, your not that funny, all you write about is fucking cocks, saying the word cock doesn't make you funny, your not funny.

I don't know what you're talking about. Those last two were comic gold. Muffindance doesn't even have to send me fifty PM's asking me to read them either.

Maybe, but it was in called for. Mufifndance apoligize if i said anything bad, i think your comics are pretty funny, but i was just trying to give you advice, i only said those stuff defending myself, as you made two comics about me.

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I was going to laugh at that, until I realized that it was a desperate cry for help.

I must say, these are not exactly comics.

But I like them okay.

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Don't hate 0401040. He's too smart for his own good.

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Muffindance, you should do some searches on your more popular keywords. You will see that your style has come and gone many times since this site's inception. Like the ice ages. Cock/semen/blowjob/insult as a punchline is low hanging fruit.

And yes, that was a balls reference. 

Yea, the thing is your, funny, but then it gets kind of boring after a while, you keep useing the same genre in your comics (Sex) you should try something else, cause i think after a few comics it starts to get boring.:(

dear muffinman, who cares if a few peoples don't care for your comics, they are too dense to detect  the biting political satire cleverly hidden within your comics. It's their loss so I will give you some encouraging words which I hope you will keep in mind for your future comedic work: KEEP THAT STICKY THICK SEMEN FLOWING!!!! oh and if you run out of ideas may I suggest some good old fashioned scat or necro?

Oh muffindance. You're the best. Don't change for anyone. Haters gonna hate.

Guys how can you like this guy! he's funny, but theres no change, when i read his newest comic i accpect the same and thats what he does. The genre (sex) is fine to use, but when you use it to much (like muffindance) it starts to get 'unfunny' , muffindance your funny, just use a differnt topic, please, you can't just keep ending it with the same punchline about chugging semen.

crabby and rccolaman have the right idea. I'm not going to change my comics my comics just because a few clowns don't like them. If you don't like comics about cocks, then don't read my friggin' comics - or, better yet, read them anyway. When I feel like changing my style, I will. Until then, you're just going to have to deal with the cock. Naysayers are invited lick my hairy scrotum.

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Naysayers are invited lick my hairy scrotum.

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There's no way you have hair on your scrotum yet 

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Well, that's not a proper invitation at all.  When my nephew got married last year, I got an engraved invitation with little ribbons and a pretty picture stuck to it.

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My job (lick anuses at the YMCA) doesn't pay very well.

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I'll say it doesn't. I can get fifteen guys at the Y to do that for free.

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I'll say it doesn't. I can get fifteen guys at the Y to do that for free.

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That reminds me of this one time I licked a guys anus behind a churches chicken. At first, he coated a fine layer of peanut butter on his anal opening, little did he know I HATE peanut butter.  So this guy has peanut butter on his butthole and I'm not willing to lick it off because peanut butter is just GROSS! By the time we got his sister to lick it all off I wasn't in the mood anymore. He fondled my balls and everything, I just wasn't in the mood.

Well I knew it was a bad idea as soon as he suggested we look at GAY PORN! What the hell? Where does he get off thinking id actually ENJOY watching some smutty acts of sodomy?

 I digress. What I mean to say is good comics.

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That reminds me of this one time I licked a guys anus behind a churches chicken. At first, he coated a fine layer of peanut butter on his anal opening, little did he know I HATE peanut butter.  So this guy has peanut butter on his butthole and I'm not willing to lick it off because peanut butter is just GROSS! By the time we got his sister to lick it all off I wasn't in the mood anymore. He fondled my balls and everything, I just wasn't in the mood.

Well I knew it was a bad idea as soon as he suggested we look at GAY PORN! What the hell? Where does he get off thinking id actually ENJOY watching some smutty acts of sodomy?

 I digress. What I mean to say is good comics.

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But it's too big for my mouth!

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Don't hate 0401040. He's too smart for his own good.

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Indeed he is. Don't take my comics too seriously.

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For the record though, our relationship is strictly casual.

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