You wanna escalate things this way Lucky, I have no problem with that. Let's break your post down piece by piece so I can tell my side of the story and we can get all the facts out instead of your biased report on the truth...
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LuckyGuess wrote:
I'm leaving forever and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me. Not even if CRABBY were to APOLOGIZE. Which I DON'T want. Because his sad troll promise is full of SHIT. IT IS A SHITTY TROLL SAD CRABBY PROMISE CRABBY. NO.
First of all I'm not going to apologize because everything that happened was directly in line with the everyday comings and goings of the site. I cannot be held responsible for you taking overly careful time to ponder my words and find ways to be offended by them. I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL. MY WORDS DO NOT CARRY MORE WEIGHT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S.
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LuckyGuess wrote:
You know what your problem is crabby? You're just a big asshole. With all your assholery. Crabby. Listen to me crabby. You and I are through. I and this site are through. We and I and this site are through. Crabby. Cuz right now I'm showing everybody what a goddamn bad bastard crabby you are. I am leaving this site forever. Don't go and rate any of my comics good to try and get me to stay, or comment on them to get me to stay, even if the comments are all super funny and hilarious and witty and about how crabby sucks, because I'm leaving forever.
I hope you realize how childish your threats are and come to your senses and choose to remain on the site. While we might not get along that doesn't mean we cannot coexist here as brothers and continue to do what we do to bring us both enjoyment on the interwebs.
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LuckyGuess wrote:
I am drunk. I am drunk, crabby. I'm so sorry. Crabby. We used to be cool. Now we are not cool. No. No I'm not sorry. Because if I remember correctly you like the bears or some shit. Fuck that team! This is personal and I do not like that team. I bet you're a republican. Repuglican. Repuglifaglican. I cannot stand by and let you besmirch shit. Hey crabby. I'm leaving this site forever. Crabby. Because you are a very bad crabby. OH FUCK I'M SO WASTED AND ITS LIKE 2AM FUCK CRABBY WHY
You know what? Most of your problems probably come from being drunk. That's probably why your second wife left you and it's probably just a matter of time before you get drunk and violent with the next one and she realizes what a sad man you really are.
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LuckyGuess wrote:
PS Somebody here has a fugly girlfriend.
Whoa... I hope you don't mean my girlfriend because if you do you can expect PM's threatening your life to be sent immedietly. You can wish me death. You can tell me to chocke on my own shit made casserole. You can wish my mother a poorly done viking funeral, but the minute you come at with the childish taunt of "fugly girlfriend" that is where I draw the line as a living natural being. Now don't you do your research and find pics of her and point out all of her flaws to me. My girlfriend was teased by a mean kid in the 2nd grade about being ugly. DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU'VE HURT HER? SHES IN THE OTHER ROOM CRYING RIGHT NOW! You don't have to leave forever. I'm leaving forever!
Not really. I'm just gonna keep creating aliases so close to my original username and pattern of aliases that it will be so easy to find me. Feel free to comment on each of my aliases letting me know that you have indeed found me and that I never left the site at all. That way I will make another aliases thereby proving to you that I do indeed not use this site as all. Never mind the fact that I never left forever and the fact that I'm not good at participating in groups because I only like to bully others and not be taunted myself.
