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AngryAmerican
March 21, 2009 4:22 AM

I thought that since we're all such good 'net buddies that I would share some little known facts about meself.

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angry American!

  1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Angry American in your ear 700 times!
  2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Angry American.
  3. Banging your head against Angry American uses 150 calories an hour.
  4. Angry American will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Angry American on New Year's Day!
  6. To check whether Angry American is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Angry American will sink, and fresh Angry American will float!
  7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Angry American!
  8. The porpoise is second to Angry American as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  9. Antarctica is the only continent without Angry American.
  10. During severe windstorms, Angry American may sway several feet to either side!

If you care to, and if the link works, you too can discover some things about yourself you may not have known.

 

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Jody+Schaeffer&gender=m

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AngryAmerican
March 21, 2009 4:24 AM

Yeah, it works.

Another triumph of man over weed.

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UnknownEric
March 21, 2009 8:55 AM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Unknown Eric!

  1. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Unknown Eric at least three times a week!
  2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Unknown Eric for the rest of the day!
  3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Unknown Eric.
  4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Unknown Eric orbiting the Earth.
  5. About 100 people choke to death on Unknown Eric each year.
  6. Unknown Eric is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Unknown Eric was originally called Cheerioats.
  8. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Unknown Eric.
  9. Unknown Eric will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
  10. Unknown Eric is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.

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ArtemisStrong
March 22, 2009 1:09 AM

Six Top Trivia Tips about Artemis Strong's wang and nuts!

  1. Artemis Strong's wang and nuts have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Artemis Strong's wang and nuts.
  3. Artemis Strong's wang and nuts can not regurgitate.
  4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Artemis Strong's wang and nuts
  5. South Australia was the first place to allow Artemis Strong's wang and nuts to stand for parliament.
  6. The condom - originally made from Artemis Strong's wang and nuts - was invented in the early 1500s.

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boloboffin
March 22, 2009 1:50 AM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Semen!

  1. The risk of being struck by semen is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  2. Semen, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating semen at least three times a week!
  4. Semen can't sweat!
  5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into semen!
  6. Semen can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
  7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are semen!
  8. Red semen at night, shepherd's delight. Red semen at morning, shepherd's warning.
  9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using semen.
  10. An average beaver can cut down semen every year.

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Draculazee
March 22, 2009 1:58 PM

Ten Trivia about Draculazee:

1. Elvis Presley ate Draculazee 2 times a day!

2. Arman Meiwes was accused of eating Draculazee's foot!

3. Draculazee was poisened and Brad ate him.

4. Draculazee is said to contain copper.

5. Draculazee influences children to become Christians!

6. Santa Claus is now a deformed rapist because he ate a rotten Draculazee.

7. Draculazee is nutritious.

8. Draculazee has influenced many people to become cannibles.

9. Draculazee is frowned upon in most societies.

10. Draculazee works best with woman if they eat him naked.

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Asiangirl
March 22, 2009 2:05 PM

quote:

Draculazee wrote:

Ten Trivia about Draculazee:

1. Elvis Presley ate Draculazee 2 times a day!

2. Arman Meiwes was accused of eating Draculazee's foot!

3. Draculazee was poisened and Brad ate him.

4. Draculazee is said to contain copper.

5. Draculazee influences children to become Christians!

6. Santa Claus is now a deformed rapist because he ate a rotten Draculazee.

7. Draculazee is nutritious.

8. Draculazee has influenced many people to become cannibles.

9. Draculazee is frowned upon in most societies.

10. Draculazee works best with woman if they eat him naked.

FALE

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Aylear
March 23, 2009 12:32 PM

8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Aylear.
4. The deepest part of Aylear is over 35,000 feet deep.

Yeah, I think that's about all you ever needed to know and more.

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