Ah, but this is the proper forum. I read your comics and I have a major issue with them. First off, there's no such thing as a "bacon man". I don't believe in this "bacon man" whose existence your comics posit. Prove to me that there is such a "bacon man". How can bacon be a man? Oh look, that strip of bacon just sprouted arms and legs and decided to do stuff. Yeah right. Look everybody: it's walking, talking bacon. Furthermore, I find the whole notion of a man made of bacon offensive. My Islamic brothers and I have declared a jihad on all bacon.
Fucking bacon man!!