Well, this has limped on long enough. Time to drag it out behind the shed with a shotgun and tell little Tommy that it's going to a special farm for comic contests that he can't visit.
It's a close race between LittleRocker and boloboffin, but in the end, I think I'm going to have to give it to boloboffin. The line "Dear bitches" was just the edge his comic needed to pull in a win. All the comics entered were great, but I have to pass it on to bolo to make the next WW. Congrats and thanks to all who entered.