Who knows about the plane crash near Brazil, you know, the one were the wreckage of the plane was found 400 miles off the coast of Brazil.

Well, they didn't find the wreckage. TRUE STORY! They found remenants (me being a smart aleck) of another plane wreck - this must have been a bummer!

gay dudes are just as capable of flying planes as regular dudes

"Remenants": According to Wikipedia, 'early Roman ants raised by wolves'