Behold; he is risen. Harken to me, brothers and sisters. The Holy One walks among us!

To the faithful, his touch brings eternal bliss. But to the haters and mockers, it brings only decay and dissolution!

Even now, he gathers his forces for the coming battle against all that which is not funky!

Repent and be spared. Your mockery avails not against his kingly might!

I remember a videogame in the arcades that was Thriler Themed and starred Michael Jackson, who fought enemies with dance-fu and the magic power of funk. Does anyone else remember that?

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I remember a videogame in the arcades that was Thriler Themed and starred Michael Jackson, who fought enemies with dance-fu and the magic power of funk. Does anyone else remember that?

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Or you could just stop showering.

Is this it?

this is from the arcade version

....LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g

This is pure gold. Look at the moves near 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmzPC-kLQec

These are examples of the kind of mockery which is absolutely forbidden under the new religion.

A video game where Michael Jackson has to go and find small, helpless children?

Goddammit it's too easy.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sMzQuup4Y

I always wondered if people will be retarded enough to put the last scene in Ghost as a memorial to Patrick Swaze when he dies. Now the only thing that trumps a "thriller" zombie michael is david carriadine's leaked death photo.