Report failed to mention his additional liberation of several plus-sized child whores from a Pyongyang slum.

One of the cable news networks should start a show called "The Failed-To-Mention Report."

Is that a Taepodong missile in his pocket, or was he just happy to see them?

HIYOOOOOOOOO!

And are we to believe that nothing happened on a chartered trans-Pacific flight between Bill Clinton and two hot young asian women whom he single-handedly saved from a dozen years of hard labor?  I'd bet some crazy money that Clinton was moaning, "It's good to be the former President!" all the way back to California.