I've just started a series called "rate my standup" because I decided that it is essential for everyone to have at least a 20 minute set, sort of a bucket list type deal.

This RCD is about bucket lists, essentials, or anything that every being must do before they die.  This doesn't include Choadwarrior's mom, everyone doesn't HAVE to do her, it just ends up that way.

Rules?

other than the Random button rule, none to speak of.

Times a wastin!

Don't you have to give us a line of dialog, too?  As in, "Random Comic Dialog"?

I want a line too! Pleeeeze?

Wow my bad.

You're line of dialog is

"I never thought I'd see a person bend that way before..."

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Even though three legged tripod made a good effort, unfumdisi successfuly polished my turd of an idea into a golden sheen, and as such deserves to win this contest.