"This one is for my brother, who was deep fried before he could say 'cluck'!"

In Soviet Russia, chicken chokes you!

Its no fun practicing kung fu with Bernie, he's always got to be such a cock about it.

The rooster suspected that Dillon's alleged "red belt in Fu-Jitsu" may have been a bluff.

Don't kick that chicken.  It'll put your eye out.

Chuck Norris's beard contains the secret to his power and bravery. This home video shows how powerless he was before the beard, easily falling prey to a common domestic farm animal.