I was gone for an epoch it seems and while I was gone, some of my fiends and cohorts went MIA. One of them I was just wondering about: ivytheplant. Anyone know where she may have ventured off to?

First of all, welcome back the stripper formerly known as AtheistDiary.  You're still in my favorites.  

Second, Ivy met fellow stipcreator Boorite and they married a few years ago. As far as I know, they're still happily married in Wyoming.  There was some internet drama and they left...hopefully not forever...but they're gone for now.

Look old man, I dont know how things were run here back when you were a diary or whatever, but I run this joint now. So if you want a smooth time you're gonna have to answer to ME. Through brad of course.

Hooray for still being in favorites!

 I seem to be declining in the funny since I came back (unless my stars are lying to me...*sniff* so sad!)

 And thirdly... 

"I run this town, see? MYAH!"