"Shut up.  My head does not look like a pencil eraser!"

I'd be pissed off, too, if someone stole my neck.

"I'm gonna hold my breath till you stop taking my mug shot!"

A Stripcreator visitor finds that one of Biped's movie reviews is slightly less wonderful than advertised.

"What do you mean I can't take the buffet tray back to my table?!"

The average Read My Damn Comics poster.

"What do you mean I overload the plane?"

Worst. Mugshot. Ever.

World's first Mullet Goatee

Even at 45, Lesters "pooping" face has remained the same as in his diaper years.

"What do you mean "Hold your chin up!"... I AM holding my chin up!"

Why should I stop fucking my mommy? What? Huh? 'Cus she's dead? Oh... oh.. Well that's not very nice to fuck 'er when she's dead... I...I...guess I'll stop.