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brycekain
March 3, 2010 7:07 PM

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deathtoradio
July 14, 2010 12:59 AM

Hot Chocolate mustache rides 5 cents.

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ZMannZilla
July 14, 2010 10:34 PM

That's just his stage name.  His real name is Mahatma Gandhi.

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bigworm
September 9, 2011 9:41 PM

The record producers had authorized him to use the word 'CHOCOLATE' in the title. When they saw he had snuck the word 'HOT' in front of it though, they butt-fucked him to death, and subsequently canned the whole project. The other reason was he never really had any hits at all, so he had lied about that too. So he did deserve to be butt-fucked to death! If 'Chocolate' had obeyed his producers, he would still be alive today. The reason he isn't is because he doesn't deserve to be. It's not like he was an important part of society or even anything close to that. The motherfucker lied about everything, all the time. People like that deserve what they get, and everybody knows it. Maybe next he'll be a little more honest in the way he deals with everybody. At his funeral his relatives pretended to be real sad and shit like that. I guess it goes without saying that they didn't learn one fucking thing from his death. It was like they were all saying, "Hey!!! Butt-fuck us to death too, will you? We're not important to anybody either! We would take self-esteem courses, but we're so fucking stupid, we don't even know we should." Chocolate Jr. is already headed in the same direction as his dad, and he's got a bubble-butt to boot. It's a damn shame, but there isn't anything anybody who cares can do about it. I can see the headlines already... "Chocolate Jr. is buried face down on top of his dad, who is also buried face down." It's a sad, but unfortunately well deserved legacy.

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edoggydog
March 22, 2012 11:42 AM

quote:

ZMannZilla wrote:

That's just his stage name.  His real name is Mahatma Gandhi.


Actually, it was YoHotMama Gandhi

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brycekain
May 22, 2012 2:53 AM

Wow, it's been one year exactly since I posted this thread. This section has really died off.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
July 15, 2012 7:35 AM

Hot Chocolate?

 

Looks more like a Bovril mustache to me.

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