You idiot, I said chickens not chicks!

The Japanese version of Deal or No Deal started out great, but then proceeded to suck rather quickly.

At Toyota headquarters, a weird strip-o-gram arrives from angry customers.

They still can't replace Ming's useless legs, but they have great choices available to replace his sore ass.

So many choices, so little time.

Testing continues on Nintendo's most ambitious motion-control accessory for the Wii yet.

What's this?  You told me I was here to make a Botox selection!

i HATE getting turned on by things that MIGHT be chicks

Fred's Ez-Booty Call

"It's times like these that I wish the lower half of my body still worked"

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

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not_Scyess wrote:

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NooniePuuBunny wrote:

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not_Scyess wrote:

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win

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"I told you clearly before I got here, I want an ass with a big ca-ca hanging down. No ca-ca... no deal!"

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not_Scyess wrote:

Well, we're well stocked here, but we're still out of "if"s and "and"s.

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"Now, if I understand the politics of this institution correctly, I'm supposed to fuck everyone these sorry looking asses before I move up to a higher position... correct?"