Its been 4 years since ive been on here. Getting deployed a couple times and just life kept me away from here. So heres a lil sumthin sumthin :P

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If I passed a bum with a sign saying "I just need money to fund my bad habits and such", I might give him something just on principle.

Or I might not. 

I happen to hold signs asking for money all the time, and you know what? I never get a dime.....never......

I have sex with bums on a regular basis. Homeless people, however, are a different story.

I dont blame you for that man. Homeless people are gross and they dont even have places of their own. What do they except with that kinda lifestyle?? 

There was a bag lady in my neighborhood who shit in plastic bags and slept in apartment complex vestibules. I guess that makes her technically not homeless. Her home was the vestibules. She lived in vestibules. How does the census track her? Why did she bother to throw her shit bags into the trash? I think it's because she would ahve been run out of the neighborhood if she did that.

I new this gal in England that had a hell of a bum and , oh yeah, I had sex with it plenty.  In fact, she had the finest bum in town.

If I got nickel for every time Ive had a bum thrust at me Id had have enough money to buy all the bum I could handle. Remember, you dont have to be poor to be a bum :P