Bill Gates, seen here in his first office, invents Windows #2.0

Top Ten Reasons Why I Slaughtered My Parents.

Number 10... 

"Waaah! I don't wanna live in the toilet!"

Unfortuately, this is the only way you can bathe until we find somewhere to put all this junk in the bathtub.

And I was worried about alligators in the sewer!

Mommy's Little Shit

In Florida, it's alligators.

what a dickhead.  you're supposed to put the stepstool inside the toilet.

Sweetie, just because the french bathe like that, it doesn't mean you have to.

put a lid on it

I told you we shouldn't have let him watch The Ring

Mummy, PLEASE, theyre pulling me down by my widgie!

once considered by cryptozoologists definitive proof of Fort Boy, a tiny creature that climbs up from the sewer at night and sets up encampments in your tub, it proved to be a swift kick to the junk to that community and yet another cardboard cutout from Harry and the Hendersons

What happens when you put a size #1 butt onto a size #5 toilet seat!

"Of course you're still thirsty you little twit! How many times do I have to tell you? Your face goes in first if you wanna' get a drink!"