"It's not what it looks like, I was trying to do the Heimlich Manoeuvre!" 

Carlsberg don't do gay tattoos, but if they did...

...and that's how the narwhal was made.

Save the dolphins?  Fuck dolphins.

He wanted to get his tattoo of Edge giving Chris Benoit a German suplex covered up.  However, his options were limited.

The true origination of "Jumping the Shark".