Here's my first contest, and this one's ripped from the headlines.

Compose a one panel comic which incorporates one or more of the following theme words:

• world


• cup


• foot


• ball

Judging will take place on Sunday, June 27th.

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Today we salute you, mister posting-a-comic-to-a-contest-with-a-crappy-theme guy.

Mister posting-a-comic-to-a-contest-with-a-crappy-theme guy...

When nobody else could be bothered to force in a joke just to satisfy the poorly thought-out requirements, you decided that was exactly what you were going to do.

Oh so literal...

Your 90s pop culture callback stands as both the strongest and weakest entry in the entire thread.

Buttafuoco sounds like anal intercourse...

So crack open a bodyless adjunct-heavy macrobrew, because they say eighty percent of life is showing up, and mister, you showed up.

Mister posting-a-comic-to-a-contest-with-a-crappy-theme guy...

You win, by the way.

Better luck with the next contest than this one had.

I lol'd.

Sorry about not entering the contest. I've been too self-involved with myriad crises to feel creative or competetive.

Ok, I forgive you.

But not your neighbors.

Or your diff...iculties.

Ironically, being the anti-star of a sarcastic beer commercial is the best prize I've ever gotten from one of these contests.

New OPC to come shortly...