Does the carpet match the drapes?

He looks like a real pussy

I was just minding my own business at the Chinese restaurant when somebody yells 'Foodfight!'

I have a job interview in 20 minutes, get me a fucking napkin.

Yo Medusa, your blind date is here.

"Sorry, Yul Brynner, but it's really not the same thing as Janet Jackson's album cover, now is it?"

I don't always forget to shave, but when I do it looks like I glued feral cats to my face.

See no Dawgies , Hear no Dawgies , Speak no Dawgies ... WILL SOMEONE GET THESE FUCKING CATS OFF MY FACE!

I CAN HAZ MANWICH?

Shortly after this experimental cat phase, the artist produced the legendary "Dogs playing poker". 

Yul Brenner displays why cats are more popular in Egypt than Rogaine.

The landlord eyed the strangely-hirsute Mr. Katz, suspicious that he was somehow sidestepping the building's stringent "No Pets" policy.

BEN PURR!