Didn't think so. 

But if you were ever curious what its like, here's a glimpse inside. My blog.

Yeah, I know.....

http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2010/10/does-wolf-gotta-choke-bitch.html?zx=8f4de6e9dafef1f1

Very enjoyable, leaves me wanting more.  Curiously, it makes me want to visit a shitty titty bar just to experience what a bad day in the Nippleverse looks like.

My favorite was the Champagne Room story.  Bitches should have been kicked to the curb and made someone else's problem.

The Nippleverse sounds like an awesome place to visit but an awful place to live.

Sort of like Anaheim.

Very interesting.  It's like "Up the Down Staircase" only with strippers.

Why would the girl want him to waste any of his money on expensive drinks? That is less money for him to hand over to her later for sex, cutting out the middle man as she milks him dry. And what does she care if the club goes out of business? Eventually she'll just marry someone who can take care of her and then divorce him. She will probably do this several times before eventually settling down in her mid 50's and discovering God. 

Unfortunately neither of these girls hook on the side, so they only excuse for saying no to a $425 bottle of champagne is pure stupidity.

Its sad really.

;) 

In light of my oncoming date with turning 40, here's a link to my cyber-equivalent of me yelling "Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn!"

Are other rants that help stem my homicidal impulses.

WARNING: no longer safe for work due to new background!

http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/02/random-misanthropy-road-rage-and-buying.html