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10 years of his life, a $50,000 engineering degree, 4 bottles of viagra, and a shrink ray later, Ted finally had a comeback for Joe's "fuck you in the earhole"

'ere's your problem.

Harvesting toupees!

The Man From Nantucket hires The Plastic Surgeon From Lilliput, to help him live the dream.

"The funny thing is", Bill thought to himself as he rummaged around in the giant Ferengi's nose,"is that people who look at this picture will think its a human ear, not a prone giant Ferengi's enormous probiscus. I hope none of my friends see this."

obama meets prince charles

Already, his journey was beset by an obstacle that all tiny spelunkers fear--ear wax.

Even though he farted continuously for help... no one heard him. Thank goodness he died with his lab coat on. That at least conferred an aura of 'something' on his death, (maybe scientific respectability, it's hard to say). Plus his family knew he died at work, not sucking chicken on Sunset Blvd., like he did almost every night.

This guy's the Neil Peart of ear drum percussionists

Honey I Shrunk the Otolaryngologist

"Hi, I'm really a link to a 'Windows Messenger' sign-up page! Ha ha ha, I really fooled you!" *spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam*

Keptin, they put dorks in our ears!

That's actually a picture of Khloe Kardashian at the gynecologist.  (see, because she's HUUUUUUUUGE)

EAR!  WOT'S ALL THIS, THEN?!