MY LOVE FOR YOU IS RARER THAN A GINGER CHINESE PERSON

I WISH YOU HAD THROAT CANCER SO YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE BREATHING HOLES IN YOUR THROAT, THEN I COULD FUCK YOU IN THE THROAT

"I would treat my love for you more gingerly than a red-haired asian dude would!"

you're so hot, i don't even want to have sex with you. i want to watch other guys have sex with you. and not good, clean sex either. rough, illegal sex that ruptures things and makes you barren. that's how hot you are.

"Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane over the whole issue of... hey, if youll just take your pants down, we can get this shit over with, and I can eat my lunch."

I like things that go "Whoops!"

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you think I was just lying to your fat ugly ass because it's 2AM and I really want to fuck something before I stumble home and pass out?  If so, you'd totally be wrong.

I like men with supple anuses.  Bend over.

How about tonight we have a romantic candle lit dinner, catered by In 'N Out, then tomorrow we spontaneously fly to Paris for lunch, then on the flight home I fuck your ass with a sandpaper condom?

あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある。

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umfumdisi wrote:

あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある。

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One time I saw somebody who was super hot. It was you. I am describing you. Also good boobs.

"When I die I will be remembered by the world as the one who loved you. When you die you will be remembered by the coroner as the reason he drinks."