Please tell me their wedding band was Nelson.

"Man, I was fuckin' seein' double that night when Pauly Shore and Amy Grant got married..."

Another potent demonstration of the High School Fashion formula: Your confidence level in high school fashion choices have an inverse relationship with the number of years removed from having worn them.

Goddam Pepsi will sponsor anything!

It was an unusual wedding in that the brides wore chaps, an item of clothing usually worn by men.