The self taught lesbian.

There has to be an easier way to fart over the PA system.

Corn? When did I eat corn?

Giving birth to yourself is easy.  Impregnating yourself, BY yourself, is the hard part.

"Ellen was right. My cooch DOES smell like seagull puke."

Mrs. Murphy, when I said 'check your stool for blood', I meant AFTER you use the toilet.

See?  SEE????   I DO know my ass from a hole in the ground!

"I hate to be smug, but if you want it done right..."

Seconds before she fucks herself in the ass with her headset mic...

Klein body.

With the advent of the internet, auditions for porn movies became much more rigorous.

♫ Fart sniffer! Check it and see! â™«

For my next trick, I'll clean that brown stain with my four foot tongue.

It's just like any other relationship... if you want to be close, you have to work at it.