Wow, long time no see! As the last winner of a Photoshop Valley contest, it has been my responsibility for... HOLY SHIT has it been that long?... to start the next one.
Anyways, here it is: I want to see you illustrate a famous figure of speech in an amusing way, preferably one that hasn't been meme'd to death yet. Here's a modest example, using the expression "You missed the point by a mile"
Judging will commence once there are at least 5 entries to pick from, hopefully that won't take another 4 years.