Today is National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day. So if you're going to screw up or sleep through this contest, you have a free pass until midnight.

I've been kicking it around with the wife and we came up with a few random ideas for this contest. You may choose any one (or more) of the following:

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1. World's worst amusement park ride (or amusement park theme or circus/carnival thingy.)

2. World's worst national holiday (or idea for a holiday)

3. World's worst thing to fight about in a relationship or marriage

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No old comics, no photoshop, no drawing naked squid on my bathroom wall. Judging will commence around the 29th of this month (in about 14 days), so let's get stripping!

/comics/bigworm/543758/

/comics/ragu4u/543764/

/comics/bigworm/543802/

/comics/brycekain/544029/

/comics/bigworm/544117/

/comics/brycekain/544142/

Drum roll please....! *brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbr*

Honorable mention goes to Ragu4u for Outside Influence.

But the one that cracked me up the most was.... bigworm's Clean Your Bitch's Cunt Day! Congrats, bigworm. A WINNER IS JEW! 

That's great bk! I really do recognize myself to be one who writes some of the 'world's worst' comics for real... on a regular basis. I'll sit for hours asleep with my computer on my lap refusing to put the computer away until I make at least one really bad comic. The only thing that wakes me up is the act of spilling my damn drink onto the keyboard, which I've 3 times in the last 2 months. I've had to resort to buying used laptops now. It pisses me off and drags my sense of humor down. That's when I'm ripe for bad writing.  I'm making a video now everytime I sit down with the computer on my lap. I'm going edit out the tape of the moments when I spill the drinks onto the keyboard. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a real popular video.

Anyway, I will be back probably within a few hours with a new competition. I'm thinking something about cowpies.  See you in a bit!