All right! Judgement day is upon you! And by you, I mean your comics.
This was a difficult one to judge. Despite the relatively low number of contestants, they were ALL funny, even RCLG's entry. Speaking of RCLG...
RCLG wins 3rd place for this comic, if for no other reason than the phrase "Don't create balloon animals where you have sex with three-year-olds."
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2nd place is a tie between ZMannZilla for this comic:
/comics/ZMannZilla/538662/
and bigworm for this comic:
/comics/bigworm/545235/
Both were solid entries, and both made me laugh equally as much, so you two have to share the non-existent second place trophy wife.
But the big winner here is mandingo. While his two-parter aptly titled "Telephone Game" was hilarious, it was this entry that cinched it, because now I can't get that damned song out of my head you sick fuck:
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Take it away mandingo!