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brycekainOctober 10, 2012 4:02 AM
mandingoOctober 13, 2012 9:00 AM
ah, Thanksgiving
four_legged_tripodOctober 15, 2012 1:33 PM
David Carradine's first failed attempt at auto-erotic asphyxiation.
bigwormOctober 25, 2012 11:01 AM
"You keep that toe wigglin' 'till I tell you to stop, or I'll strangle yer ass!"
ZMannZillaNovember 4, 2012 11:36 PM
And the Mormons have skipped Angela Landsbury's house ever since.
edoggydogDecember 24, 2012 9:11 AM
"Not...the...nuts..." [gasp]
ragu4uDecember 25, 2012 8:52 AM
Hold me up good, boy, then I'll be able to get the other one in there too.
edoggydogDecember 28, 2012 12:15 PM
Turns out the male attacker was really a female dike. With grandma's foot in her twat, the dike came five times as she was choked out grandma
four_legged_tripodDecember 28, 2012 12:26 PM
Early outtakes from CSI: Miami staring David Caruso.
SplungeFebruary 11, 2013 8:08 PM
Look lady, I asked you to put your foot up my ass!
bigwormFebruary 17, 2013 10:19 PM
Jesus Christ Ma!!! I was only tryin' to suck your titties!
kaufmanMarch 25, 2013 6:03 PM
The real reason Gunther enlisted in the Swiss Army was for the penis.
bipedJune 27, 2013 11:13 PM
Self-defense Tip #12: If an insane woman starts kicking you in the groin, choke her into submission.
RandomComicLayoutGuyJune 29, 2013 9:03 AM
"I guess super-glueing our hands and your right foot wasn't such a good idea after all, mom..."
brycekainJuly 20, 2014 2:31 AM
You don't fuck with Chuck Norris's grandmother.
DillanGibbsJanuary 24, 2018 1:55 AM
"Lethal Grandma," coming soon in all major cinemas, worldwide.
