Usually when I post a new contest, they end up being as popular as the idea of Huey Lewis doing transvestite arabic fart films. And now that I think about it, that would be more interesting than my contest ideas. Anywho...

While we're on the subject of something horrific to watch, I've been getting back into the horror movie thing. Summer is also coming up and that means tent pole blockbusters galore. So, your mission:

Create the world's worst idea for a blockbuster movie (or a B-grade horror movie.) This idea has probably been done before, but then again, so have a lot of these movie premises. So there ya go.

Rules:

1. Old comics welcome.
2. Make me laugh.
3. No photoshopping (who the hell photoshops comics anymore?)
4. Bonus points for making your comic about newbie strippers. You know what I mean.

Judging will commense when I get more than 2 entries. Proceed.

Here goes nothin, dude!

/comics/ragu4u/565639/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/565647/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/565675/

Wow, I actually got more than 2 entries. Thanks for calling my bluff, guys!

I'll give this thing a little while longer just in case some newbies want to try and win this thing. 

Ok, enough time has pass I guess. I thank each and every one of you three for entering the contest. Gives me hope for my next proctology exam, but I'm not really sure why.

Anyway, the winner, because of the comic that almost made me spit out my drink in laughter, is Four Legged Tripod.

Take it away, you awesome bastard.

Wow.  Thank you sir. I'll try to come up with something soon.