To the webmaster: please implement a function whereby a computer belonging to anyone with over a thousand posts blows up.

Better yet: How about having THIS guy blow up? It's not that hard, he already blows, you only need to add the code for "up".

He is a troll.

Trolls feed on attention.

Please do not feed the trolls.

Word of the day: ignore.

I hope he realizes that as soon as he has posted so much about how the newbies rule and everyone else sucks, he won't be a newbie anymore on account of all those posts.