By being the only entrant in WW:97 I was declared the winner...by default.  I realize this is just about the only way a born loser can win.  Lucky me...I guess! 

At any rate...On to WW: 98

This is going to be rather difficult so if nobody enters I will understand.  However, those who feel up to the task may give it a go.

Normally WW contests are about the (world's worst) something or another.  This contest will be the same...only different.  The only requirement is that the comic (old or new) be about SAUSAGE!  Why, you ask?  Because THIS contest is to be about the world's... WURST!  Consider yourselves PUN-ished.

/comics/brycekain/569888/

I can haz winner?

Guess this one's dead, too.

Well pickle me and call me a cucumber, I forgot this damned contest totally.  Ergo by the power invested in me by the state of unconsciousness I now declare "brycekain" as WINNER !  Take a bough! (Tree Humor)

I'd like to thank the acadamy. I'd also like to anounce that a new WW99 is up and running now.

But wait! There's more! I also have gas.