According to different pages that I just looked up on the internet, the number 99 refers to the atomic number of Einsteinium -- and -- "this number would be the equivalents of the Gold, symbol of the Pure Spirit." (I'm guessing they're not too good with engrish)

There's more pages about more topics, but do you really care? Me either. 

So your mission in this WW (please choose to accept it) is to make a World's Worst comic for either:

• World's worst theory Einstein ever came up with
  
  OR


• World's worst way to make money
  (optional bonus points if you combine the two and/or include the phrase "Roadhouse") 

Judging will happen when the contest has run it's course. 

/comics/ragu4u/573157/

/comics/bigbarry2u/573687/

I'm giving this one a little longer. Will judge probably in a week or two, so there's still time to enter. Even if your comic is only loosely-based on the rules. Hell, you can use the word Einstein as an insult for all I care. Just looking for more entries.

Kind of a twofer:

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/573796/

Everyone's entry had merit. That's what they're supposed to say when giving the "introductory to teh winnar" speech, right? No, actually all entries cracked me up.

But today I must have left my asshole badge at home, for I am declaring that... bigbarry2u wins! The next World's Worst comic contest is your's, man. Let's see what you can do with it.