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In the beginning, there was darkness. Fast forward 6,000-ish years later (give or take Creationism and how much you study science) and you have this contest. I'm not saying that all of mankind was invented just so this day would occur, but it did. Coincience? Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair doesn't think so! And now, for added effect, I will cut n paste (and guns n roses) some lorem ipsum for your viewing pleasure... Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Welcome to the jungle! Proin malesuada arcu laoreet rhoncus dapibus. We got fun n games! Proin efficitur elit et nulla placerat, sed semper odio luctus. We got everything you want, honey, we know the names! Speaking of names...
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In the end it came down to a toss up between HCRoyall, Beeko, and Jes Lawson. So I consulted a randomly random Random Number Picker website (link if you're interested) and "teh winnar" is HCRoyall. May the next WW be as awesome as your comedy.